@Elizasoul80: I'm gonna hire a person to speak at my funeral and say a bunch of crazy stuff about me so my friends and family think I had a secret life.
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@Elizasoul80: Him: I wonder if this dealership is open. Me: Are you stupid? The parking lot is full.
@STEELERS1972: The neighborhood is having a meeting tonight about the creepy guy & I'm the only one not invited. Weird.
@AimeeHelene1: Don't let the correct punctuation fool you; I'm basically a 4 year old with good grammar.