@MrEd_EVH: I'm gonna make a alternate account so I can catfish myself. I know what I like so I may fall for it
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@therealeatwood: [Ouija Board] Me: Spirit, answer this one question—do you like me? Board: R E A D 1 2 : 3 7 P M
@AGreaterMonster: I would totally surf a tsunami. If I didn't get nauseous on water. And if tsunamis weren't dangerous. And I knew how to surf.
@FattMernandez: Are there Jewish exorcisms? Where the demon comes out, and just tells you to call your mother?