@OfNorthAmerica: I'm gonna make a photo editing type program that makes you look like a Hobbit and call it Frodoshop.
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@_CherriAnn_: I like to make lists. I also like to leave them laying on the kitchen counter and then guess what's on the list while at the store. Fun game
@benicus_rex: The barber asked me "do u have any kids" & I said "I do not, no" and he got very quiet, realize now he probs thought I said "I do not know"
@fro_vo: [gettysburg] Abraham Lincoln: four score and seven years ago- Me: wtf does that mean Abraham Lincoln: 87 Me: say 87 then
@david8hughes: [sees old friend after 4 years] "God, you were so fat back in school." "Yeah, well I lost a lot of it last year." "No you didn't."