@OfNorthAmerica: I'm gonna make a photo editing type program that makes you look like a Hobbit and call it Frodoshop.
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@OhNoSheTwitnt: Don't forget to take a screen shot of the weather forecast today and post it on Instagram.
@RunwayDan: I appreciate it when my cats stand around while I clean their litter box. We're like a little road crew: one guy works, three supervise.
@mrjohntofu: My signature move is parking closely to the sports car at the end of the lot taking up four spaces.
@GrumpyBahr: Apparently not checking the mail is not a valid excuse for not paying your bills. The more you know.