@laurajennyjo: I'm gonna start following my cat to the litter box and sit in her lap while she takes a shit
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@PhilLaysheO: If a cougar left her teeth next to my bed in a glass of water was that a tip? Do I have to change the water? Do I feed them like goldfish?
@RandomAntics: Prisons and psych wards in movies always make it seem like an indignity, but I think it'd be nice to receive food through a slot in my door.
@Brentweets: I went to handshake someone and he basically just gripped my thumb and I'm never going to be popular