@laurajennyjo: I'm gonna start following my cat to the litter box and sit in her lap while she takes a shit
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@AlexvanBeek: Women, If you could just go ahead, get a plane & spell it out in the sky for us, that'd be greeeat. Sincerely, Men
@Tmoney68: Give a man a fish and chances are you won't be asked to be in charge of buying a gift "from all of us" anymore.
@iMikosnyc: Why yes, person on the Internet, I would love to make $596 per day sitting at home. Let's do this!!!
@Cheeseboy22: Not one person has been eaten by sharks yet this week. Probably the worst Shark Week ever.