@LadyBombs: I'm good now. I pretended the vegetables I was chopping were actually people. It helped.
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@HelmdawgE: Just got unfollowed by exorcist scary looking lady with crazy eyes who has "will get in cars with strangers" in her bio. I'm hiding........
@GrrrRach: Operator: 999, emergency services. Which service do you require? Me: Oh! Don't mind me, I was just cleaning cake off the touch screen.
@Tbone7219: According to my iPhone Health app, I walked 1,787 steps around this Golden Corral buffet tonight .... So I got that going for me.
@Twtercide: Instead of catching your child every time they fall, teach them how to effectively execute a tuck and roll. You're welcome.