@LadyBombs: I'm good now. I pretended the vegetables I was chopping were actually people. It helped.
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@DaddyJew: [job interview] What's your biggest weakness? Ahhhhhhhhhhh!!! Sorry about that. Questions, definitely questions.
@U_Want_Shum_M8: *wins oscar I'd like to thank my legs,for always supporting me;my arms,who are always by my side& also my fingers,I can always count on them
@MUMSIEesq: If my 3YO's fortune was "you will eat the paper inside the cookie and then cry about it for 2 hrs," this Chinese restaurant is VERY accurate
@AndrewNadeau0: I eat something every 29 minutes just to ensure no one can ever make me go swimming.