@ShittyComedian: I'm great at making pancakes and women uncomfortable.
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@SCbchbum: One of the most effective forms of birth control is assembling furniture together as a couple.
@vikkaroni: If you wondered if I was on the naughty list this year, I should probably tell you that the best gift I got was a packing peanut.
@KeetPotato: *1st date* [be cool, just dont let her know youre a 1st generation PS3] so where do y- *internal cooling fan drowns out entire conversation*