@Madeline_Wilks: I'm great in bed; I can sleep for days.
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@Xoolun: My GFs family are religious which sux 1st time I stayed there her dad wouldnt let us sleep together Was a shame cuz he was very attractive
@SoulYodeler: Goodnight moon. Goodnight cow jumping over the moon. Goodnight space cow preventing other cows from clearing the moon. Goodnight ketamine.
@TheCatWhisprer: REPORTER: *asks question* POLITICIAN: that's a great question and thank you for asking it *answers a different question*
@longwall26: God: So I was, all, what if there was a fish made of jelly? Like, jelly but alive and in the sea? LOL [angels look nervously at one another]