@Madeline_Wilks: I'm great in bed; I can sleep for days.
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@LuvPug: The only thing more annoying than vegans who won't shut up about being vegan is people who aren't vegan who won't shut up about vegans
@byronblurb: Me: My head hasn't been in the right place lately. GF: You might want to check up your ass.
@WhirledRecord: USA: "Hey, Canada, can you hold this for a second?" Canada: "OK." *USA hands Detroit to Canada* *USA quickly walks away.*