@LackOfShame: I'm "had to actually call a girl on the home phone to ask her out while hoping my mom didn't pick up and start dialing" years old.
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@dwaghalter: "What if a third team came and attacked these two teams?" - my daughter, not understanding football/making football more awesome
@Ivsy01: Him: You'll always be the one that got away. Me: Escaped. Him: What? Me: I said Thanks.