@38percentsure: "I'm half black and I'm trying to decide who I want to have kids with. Do I want them to have every advantage in life, or be able to dance?"
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@TheGoodGodAbove: The only way Congress will ever pass common sense gun control is if they're threatened at gunpoint
@chuuew: [Justice League HQ] SUPERMAN: Looks like Batman is hungry tonight MOTHMAN: [visibly sweating] I think I'll just fight daytime crimes
@tnylgn: The person that was in charge of naming Ohio must have thought of it when they realized someone was waving at the person behind them.