@liv_thatsme: I'm having a green screen installed behind my couch, because, you know, I don't ever feel like going out, but I wanna look like I do stuff.
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@VodkaThursday: What I learned from watching Star Trek: Nothing. I've never watched Star Trek. I am popular with friends. We don't do that.
@Shen_the_Bird: ghost me: baaaaaa guy: are you saying baa instead of boo ghost me: look i just died yesterday ok please don't stress me out
@Angibangie: *Person in front of me using 73 coupons* Customers behind me: huffing and puffing Me: [eyes glued to screen] That one was for $2! Yahhhhss