@technowarlock1: I'm having a little bit of trouble right now.
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@Underchilde: When couples tell me they're taking their relationship to the next level, I just assume they’re gonna start throwing cutlery at each other.
@radtoria: 1st baby: you make sure he's breathing every five minutes 2nd baby: someone replaced him with a ham in the crib and you don't even notice
@LindaInDisguise: Facebook is the biggest whistle-blower of them all, telling people I saw their messages.