@AntozWolf: "I'm having a public meltdown!!" - A Snowman, maybe.
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@doublewenis: Dude! Stop being such a baby, man up, walk over there and ask her if she like, 'like-likes' me.
@philco816: There is no way Hollywood could remake Scream for millennials because, none of them would answer the phone.
@pondermymaker: Turns out the symptoms for "mild heart attack" are identical to those of "having a RL acquaintance make an appearance in your notifications"