@AntozWolf: "I'm having a public meltdown!!" - A Snowman, maybe.
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@Holy_Mowgli: TSA agent: I'm sorry we don't allow liquids over 3.4 ounces me: ok I'll finish it here [drenches myself with Axe deodorant]
@mind_numb: I'm going start wearing a cape instead of headphones to deter people from talking to me.
@InternetHippo: SUPERHERO: I alienate my loved ones to protect them from danger ME: Me too, that’s also my reason
@ilovepie84: I bought some Velcro shoes so that nobody can make fun of my velcro wallet anymore because now they will match