@charliedelta7: I'm having a very hard time believing that money can't buy me happiness. Especially since I'm constantly smiling when I have it.
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@Carmensadie: Unless you're going to tell me there's a sniper target on me, I can wait for you to finish chewing to hear what you have to say. Thanks.
@SuadShamma: "The sum of the cabbage is directly proportional to the square root of the carrot divided by the mayo. That is Cole's Law."
@KenJennings: Friday night is my weekly time to ponder...which do I hate more: my friends, or having to make new friends?
@Bacon_Ball: You can tell a lot by the way a woman walks. Like if she walks away, she's probably not into you.