@rickygervais: I'm hoping the nuclear strike button & the trap-door for hecklers button on Trump's desk are completely different colours.
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@omgthatspunny: My wife tried to apply at the post office but they wouldn't letter. They said only mails work here.
@walks_on_legs: What is this special type of waffle called a "Tennis racket" and why does it taste like metal wires?
@kelkulus: Fun Christmas Trivia: "Myrrh" is the awkward sound you make when you look at your bank balance on Dec 26th.