@Fruit_Slinger: I'm hungry but broke so I'm waiting for my bf to say he's hungry too than he'll order something delicious while I pretend to be indifferent.
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@wilw: I think the blue states should get the taco trucks first, and the red states have to wait, because elections have consequences.
@iAmDelFreaky: I've decided to shave off my eyebrows and draw them in. It's pretty cool, except when I have to redraw them to show somebody I'm angry.
@bazecraze: The whole purpose of travel is to return home and discover what your house actually smells like.
@pmclellan: The most important aspect of opening a Chinese restaurant is hiring a good chicken to fry the rice.