@topaz_kell: I'm in a constant battle between wanting a hot body and wanting a hot fudge sundae.
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@MartaEffing: *runs my fingers thru your hair* *tightens grip* *pulls your head back* *looks you in the eye* Me: WTF do you mean you ate the last donut?
@HeyZeus666: The key ingredients for a successful diet : Duct tape Rope Rat poison Shovel Bag of lime Alibi What?...wait. Wrong list.
@SteveKoehler22: Vegetarians and vegans are admirable ...... but cannibals are the real humanitarians.