@MichaelTrying: I'm in AAAAA, so I get my tires changed by recovering alcoholics.
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@LindaInDisguise: Setting a dowry for my teenage daughter. So far I've got 2 dogs, 1 little sister and an ant farm. Act before midnight, I'll toss in an iPad.
@drunkNnaughty: If you have to ask if it's too early to drink...you're an amateur & we can't be friends
@SamGrittner: You're one day closer to death AND you get free cake? What’s not to like about birthdays?
@jwoodham: Just realized I follow Barack Obama and he follows me back. Excuse me while I send the leader of the free world a DM about Harry Potter.