@BuckyIsotope: "I'm in international waters, your damn laws can't touch me" I scream to the police as I dog paddle naked in my neighbors swimming pool.
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@silvertongue37: I could survive 3 months in the wilderness with a pocket knife and the contents of a woman's purse.
@HavocMantis: I had to grease a lot of palms to get to where I am today *cut to me oiling up tropical trees* haha excellent
@AGreaterMonster: This is serious as a heart attack but not one of those funny heart attacks. Those make me laugh.
@divatulips: Give me coffee to change the things i can change and wine to accept the things i can't.