@Molly_Kats: I'm in line behind a lady with 100 coupons so come visit me in jail, OK?
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@sabre_squirrel: *saves dandruff for 7 years to throw as confetti at friends wedding that i never really liked*
@ArfMeasures: [in space] ASTRONAUT: Up here you can have delusions ME: Haha I don't think so A: They can seem real GANDALF: Don't believe him ME: I don't
@NinjaSweatpants: Getting asked 'you want a fork' by a hot Chinese waitress is misleading as fork to my american ears