@Molly_Kats: I'm in line behind a lady with 100 coupons so come visit me in jail, OK?
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@mstluvstrinkets: I remember, before kids, saying funny things like, "my kids won't be watching TV and they most certainly won't be eating chicken nuggets!"
@TheRolo: I don't know who you are, but if you don't stop sending me phone books, I will find you.....and I will kill you.
@LaziestCanine: [1st date] Maybe next time i could meet your dog [2nd date] Your dog is so cool [3rd date] Do u mind if me & your dog hung out without you