@Molly_Kats: I'm in line behind a lady with 100 coupons so come visit me in jail, OK?
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@YayForJam: Anyone who's voice doesn't jump a few octaves when talking to a puppy probably kills people for a living
@faisaladam_: In Soviet Russia a bar walks into men. The case of the man-killing-bar remains unsolved.
@Plurmo: "What should we call the big finger?" "'Thumb' seems as good as any." "Impressive. What about this smallest one?" "PINKY!" "............."