@Molly_Kats: I'm in line behind a lady with 100 coupons so come visit me in jail, OK?
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@BuckyIsotope: Only 1490's kids will remember this *sails from Europe and destroys an indigenous population*
@platinum2000: "If you're pregnant you can't get pregnant, the same goes for getting arrested, can you lick this?" I ask, trying to roll a joint in cuffs.
@envydatropic: It's cute how I ordered 2 drinks and the bartender asked if I wanted to wait for the other person to be seated