@Madame_Royale: I'm in so much trouble. My twitter crush found out about my boyfriend and now they're both on their way to tell my husbands.
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@KeetPotato: doctor: "is there anything that runs in the family?" wife: "hm not really" me: "the dog jogs a lot"
@jannable9: I'm not sure who looks more frightened & confused when someone knocks on my door, the dog or me?
@noog: I wish I had a little robot companion that put his arm out and shook his head at people who tried to talk to me before lunch.
@withanewname: Teacher: We're going to need you to work with your daughter on humility. Me: I was never good with weather stuff but I'll give it a shot.