@NurseMurderer: I'm in that fun part of a relationship where everything is new and exciting and we are learning things about each other and I don't poop.
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@Mr_Kapowski: Him: This house is perfect for us! Her: What about the kids? Him: You're right. We'll have to put them up for adoption
@Try2StopME: 90% of the men who cheat and get caught give bad name to the rest 10% who only cheat.
@SondraDeeMe: *Learns sign language to keep arguing with boyfriend while giving the silent treatment*