@donni: "I'm in the best shape of my life!" -Newborn baby
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@SaraThomas84: I'm convinced that people are now just getting married and having babies to have something to post on FB
@PrettyInCamo11: I wonder if tap dancers walk into a room, look at the floor and think, "I'd tap that."
@MomofTeen: Me: You're old and out of shape and way past your prime, but you are nice. Mirror: Yes, you do seem nice.