@donni: "I'm in the best shape of my life!" -Newborn baby
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@rickolantern: I'm NOT Superman. What appears to be a red and yellow S on my chest is just the result of a rather fortuitous mustard and ketchup stain.
@funandmisery: As a kid: Why are cartoons always wearing the same clothes that’s gross! As an adult: This shirt fits well so I bought 4 of them
@WilliamAder: Do people really expect to have a satisfying experience on a website that ends with ".gov"?