@donni: "I'm in the best shape of my life!" -Newborn baby
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@justabloodygame: No one sleeps with Gandalf because it takes him until first light on the fifth day to come.
@JohnLyonTweets: "I knew he was the murderer when I saw him on the dance floor," Holmes said. "You see, Watson, guilty feet have got no rhythm."