@Jake_Vig: I'm inventing a new holiday where you take back one gift you previously gave someone.
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@Dadpression: "This may be our 85th viewing of this movie, but we'll watch it as intently as if it was only our 23rd" -Toddlers
@nigelgodwin: My kids are always accusing me of having a favorite child which is ridiculous because I don't really like any of them
@BruceForce: Some dude told me he's had 100 times more girls than me which made me laugh so much because 100 x 0 is still 0.
@GoldenSpirals: Creams that smell like fruit play with your brain. Tempted to eat my own leg. Smells like mango, but would probably taste like rare steak.