@Jake_Vig: I'm inventing a new holiday where you take back one gift you previously gave someone.
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@FunnyTunes: Friend: So, you are distantly related to the family next door, are you? Me: Yes, their dog is our dog's brother.
@Andrea__B__: The most important thing in life is to be yourself, unless you can be Batman...always go with Batman