@jimmytorosian: I'm invincible. I can not be Vinced
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@jordan_stratton: COACH: You miss 100% of the shots you take. ME: You mean, don't take? COACH: No. You are, by far, the worst athlete I have ever seen.
@Tmoney68: I love Chinese food as much as the next guy, but you'll never convince me a chicken fried this rice.
@murrman5: lower my casket into the ground and play "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" If you see someone not singing the Wimba Way part, kick them out.