@Adar79Angie: I'm Italian, but I'm not "save a princess from a weird dinosaur looking guy, with my brother Luigi" Italian.
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@ramenfuneral: "how about an animal that looks like a cross between a horse and a barcode" - creator of zebras
@brendohare: Corn mazes are great because how often does one get to experience the feeling of being trapped by corn