@Adar79Angie: I'm Italian, but I'm not "save a princess from a weird dinosaur looking guy, with my brother Luigi" Italian.
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@MarfSalvador: me: push! wife: [in labor] I AM me: push harder!! wife: I CAN'T me: oh my bad [opens door to delivery room] it says pull
@scorpicpanda: Me: *lying nude on checkered blanket* Him: "Where's the food and why are you naked?" Me: "Am I doing it wrong? This is my first picnic."
@ArfMeasures: WEBSITE CEO: We need a fool-proof way to ensure everyone who enters the site is over 18 "What about clicking on a button that says I'm over 18?" WEBSITE CEO: Bob, you have done it again
@BobbleheadMagy: I've never been in love but I imagine its similar to the feeling you get when you see your waiter arriving with your food.