@TravLeBlanc: I'm jealous of how many friends the people on Intervention have.
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@DanielRCarrillo: Raid™: For when you don't want to kill ants, but want to make them late for something.
@AlfKilledMyCat: Learning spanish is bloody hard. I wish the english had conquered more of the world, I'm suffering from their laziness
@Samigrl2: "Do what you love & the money will follow." Ate some pizza, harassed a telemarketer, & took a 6 hr nap in my underwear. And now, I wait...