@brandonIee: Subway Guy: Enjoy your sandwich
Me: You too!
Subway Guy:
Me:
Me: *gives him my sandwich* this is yours now
@LindzThoughts: I have decided to leave my past behind me.. so If I owe you money..I'm sorry. but I've moved on.
@007Rex_Inc: There sure are a lot of hot Canadian chicks on Twitter....if I knew Canadian, I would totally hit on them.
@WritePlay: *date*
GIRL: I love hot tubs. Do you love hot tubs?
LOBSTER: That's like the third time you've asked me that.
@mean_spice: [at a child's birthday party]
Lady: which one's yours?
Me: uhh, that one
L: that's my daughter
M: *grabs the cake and runs*
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