@WilliamAder: I'm jealous of people who have more than one ab.
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@trevso_electric: Remember: tomorrow is TOPLESS TUESDAY no matter what human resources tells you.
@Sean_Burgundy_: When I'm bored I like to call in sick to places I don't work for. I'm getting written up at Home Depot
@Ristolable: A girl on Facebook says it's officially too cold to go outside. Thank you for your official confirmation, Madison, I will remain indoors.
@ibid78: A three hour long movie adaptation of pages 74 and 75 of the Hobbit? Friggin count me in.