@3sunzzz: I'm jealous of turtles, they can go home whenever they want.
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@_Fariis: Pretty sure Google has this master plan of taking over the world by blackmailing everyone with their search history.
@novicefather: Nomenclature is important when courting a lady. For example, "feminine scent" and "feminine odor" are perceived differently. You're welcome.
@simoncholland: [Car dealership] Me: *taps glove box* How 'bout this one? Salesman: Sir, we've been over this, I don't know how many McNuggets it will hold.