@envydatropic: I'm just a girl standing here wishing I was as thin as my patience
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@TheCatWhisprer: [1 of 4 car accidents caused by texting & driving] PEOPLE: won't be me [1 in 292 million chance of winning powerball] PEOPLE: you never know
@HatfieldAnne: Needed one cotton ball. Two were left. Took both so one wouldn’t feel lonely. I also have strong feelings about the last two pudding cups.
@D0GGEAUX: horse: [falls in water] haha whoops seahorse: You are outside of your domain. horse: no see haha it was an accident, i fell- seahorse: The ancient pact has been violated. The invasion begins. horse: wait wha- seahorses [swarming]: THE PACT HAS BEEN VIOLATED THE PACT HAS BEEN VIOL