@NikiWithIssues: I'm just a girl, standing in front of a boy, blocking the tv and getting him shot on Call of Duty.
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@QwertyJones3: Someone die? Time to get high! Come on down to Barry's Death Emporium where we put the FUN in funeral and the RAVE in grave! (BYO shovel)
@Marlebean: Me: Gotta stock up- snow storm is coming! Cashier: What a cool mom getting all these awesome snacks for the kids! Me:..for the kids...yeah