@CindyMeakin: I'm just a girl, standing in my kitchen, forgetting what I came in here for.
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@KattsDogma: [Spelling Bee] Judge: Your word is 'babe' Bee: B-A-E J: Sorry. There's another 'B' Bee: WHAT! WHERE? *goes crazy* *stings Judge* *dies*
@inojperez: "It's our third date and you still wear that shirt?" Honey, this all they have in prison.
@thesulk: Next time you're on an elevator with a stranger say, "If the doors open and it's all zombies, let's team up."