@CindyMeakin: I'm just a girl, standing in my kitchen, forgetting what I came in here for.
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@djdarrellripley: Doctor: Open your mouth (inserts tongue depressor) Me: Mmm, this tastes good. Dr: You should have tasted it when the Popcicle was on it!
@danagould: The secret to having all of your dreams come true is to keep changing your dreams to something that's just about to happen anyway.
@EvanJKessler: If this whole twitter thing doesn't work out, we can all get jobs writing for a company that makes mildly disturbing fortune cookies.