@EddieMcSugarnut: I'm just a naked guy in an elm tree noticing the creepy way you stare at me through your bathroom window.
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@jeannerbeaner: My signature move is eating a whole bag of something before realizing I don't like it.
@KevinFarzad: I always keep a baseball bat under my bed in case 17 people break in and wanna play baseball
@Reverend_Scott: Strangers are friends you haven't met yet. Friends are lovers you haven't kissed yet. Lovers are corpses you haven't killed yet.