@lecalabara: Im just an average guy with 2.4 kids.
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@kyry5: [first day on the job as a drug dealer] *giggles* "We don't have coke, is Pepsi ok?" *gets stabbed*
@rolldiggity: Decades of video games have left me WAY too confident in my ability to break open a wooden crate.
@Smuirf: Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same. Once you hear Juan you've heard Jamal.