@DivorceDiva: I'm just going to put an "Out of Order" sticker on my forehead and call it a day.
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@TheFunnyWorId: Wanna talk about Sodium? Na Nitric Oxide? NO Oxygen Magnesium Phosphorus Iodine Sulfur or Fluorine? OMg PISS OFF ...Potassium? K
@realHamOnWry: Mom: If your friends jumped off a bridge, would you jump too? Me: Of course...we have free healthcare. #Canada150th
@weinerdog4life: If you beat a man with a mustache in a fist fight, you get to keep his mustache.