@PuckingItUp: I'm just grateful that I don't have to draw on my eyebrows everyday because I would totally forget to do that.
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@timdonakowski: Why would anyone become an architect when everything you do gets destroyed in an X-Men movie?
@dshack8: "Well, I guess I'll stagger around, speak gibberish, & touch all the shit I'm not supposed to while you get irritated." Drunks & toddlers.
@zoeklar: my friend told me on first dates i should just "be myself" and "be confident" and i was like "ok but which one?"