@cjcapbt: I'm just like Bob Marley but not black or Jamaican or talented or dead but my hair gets tangly .
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@McMcmadmac: We named our beautiful daughter after my mother. Passive Aggressive Psycho turns 22 this year!
@zachv86: i saw this homeless guy talking to himself and i was like, "who is he talking to?" then i thought "who am I talking to?"
@kelkulus: Revenge idea if a girlfriend dumps you: sneak into her house, tighten the lids on all her jars.
@zbinski: The best thing about owning a Smart Car is if you get too drunk at the bar you can just carry it home.