@cjcapbt: I'm just like Bob Marley but not black or Jamaican or talented or dead but my hair gets tangly .
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@joshgondelman: Life Hack: In any hipster coffee shop, say "You haven't seen The Wire?" and in the ensuing commotion, leave without paying.
@J2ocean_: Prince Harry tasted seasoned food and was like I knew there was more to life than this monarchy
@better_off_dad: I can't believe they get women to pay so much for those boots & can't even spell 'Ugly' right...