@MollyRingwraith: I'm just like King Midas except everything I touch complains to human resources
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@beardofprey: last night my dog shit on the floor then at some point the Roomba came and smeared it all over the house :D
@tdug: My greatest fear is having a star athlete injure himself and having the coach look into the crowd and point at me to take his place
@BlindChow: "You're attachment is too large," my computer tells me. I blush. "My eyes are up here," I respond coyly.