@briangaar: I'm just looking for a woman who is smart, funny & can drive a getaway car tomorrow morning at 8
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@abbycohenwl: Don't do anything rash - inept doctor trying to keep a skin eruption from spreading
@ChipKellysBalls: Would bet there's a math equation that can tell how many kids a person has by measuring the amount of Cheerios on the floor of their car ...
@samalmightysam: Some people are like water balloons, they're more fun when you throw them out the window.