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@JayElem00: I'm just one more bad decision away from my own reality show.
@Jeffwni: - "... He accidentally drank some radioactive milk and became_
- No. He became gravely ill and died. What are you? An idiot?!"
@SomthinBoutSara: My biggest fear is dying in a car accident that doesn't destroy my phone
@JessObsess: People always tell me to act my age so I bought expensive cheese.
@gamecox93: Now that I have an adult coloring book, most arguments with my 3 yr old are over fridge space.
@causticbob: You know what they say,
so I won't tell you.