@ManvAlcohol: I'm just saying, if I were a bomb maker, I would make all the wires the same color.
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@Breadery: Relationships are about compromise. I pretend she's not watching a Gossip Girl boxset. She pretends I'm not digging her grave in the garden.
@IncrediblyRich: If Bob The Builder's slogan is "Can he fix it?" then he's not really a builder is he? More of a repairman.
@Book_Krazy: Nick's coming over Nick from work, or Nick who thinks he's a scorpion? *Nick bursts through the door* HERE I AM, ROCK YOU LIKE A HURRICANE
@Sassafrantz: I don't want to seem desperate after a date so I usually text him 10 years later when he has a wife and kids.