@MAngelo505: I'm Lactose Intolerant, which means I rarely find missing children.
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@ElleOhHell: Raise your hand if this is your first time under a helicopter. Ah, sorry to make an example of you Johnson, but that's why we never do that.
@TweetingDadGuy: Winter is great because it gets dark earlier and you can get a head start on your shady activities.
@zachreinert03: My ex claimed I had a 'hero' complex, but whatever I think wearing my underwear on the outside of my pants is a bold & brave fashion choice