@CSAviate: i’m laughing very hard in real life
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@leechee420: Accidentally ate the sticker on my apple. This wouldn't have happened if it had been a Snickers.
@pattymo: Idea: maybe the police force for a town of 20,000 shouldn't have access to weapons you ordinarily need cheat codes to get
@trevso_electric: Go buy a burrito, leave it in your fridge, get drunk, come home and be your own best secret admirer.