@CSAviate: i’m laughing very hard in real life
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@thesulk: My stomach just made the sound of a 68-year-old Long Island woman seeing her granddaughter for the first time.
@AdamBroud: [Garden of Eden] EVE: If I eat the apple I get to leave? GOD: Get to? ADAM SANDLER: Eatin that appley bappodoodaly EVE: Yes, get to.
@BeTheBoy: The first sign I wasn't going to be a doctor is when I called Anatomy "Skeleton Class." Sign two was failing skeleton class.