@CSAviate: i’m laughing very hard in real life
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@turd_firebird: If you really wanna piss someone off when introducing them, make little finger quotation marks in the air when announcing their job title.
@3sunzzz: [swirls, sniffs and sips red wine] Yes, this is delicious. I will have a glass. Ma'am, this is a church, let go of the cup and sit down.
@TylerLinkin: On date night my wife took me to a place where you make your own pottery. I made an urn.