@Storminika: I'm lazy, though. I get down to my last outfit before washin anything. You'll see me at a bar with a wedding dress on, just chilling.
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@Douchekevin: I'm the perfect man if you don't factor in looks, depth of character, emotional availability, intelligence or financial well being.
@seamussaid: I suppose you can take my cold dead hand when you pry it from my warm live one and charge me w/unlawful possession of human remains
@daemonic3: [candle store] WIFE: Do you have vanilla? "No" WIFE: Apple? "Nope" WIFE: Lavender? "Sorry" ME: Let's go, this guy lacks common scents