@libbycwatson: i’m like a biiiird / i wanna shit on cars
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@mrjohntofu: Apparently telling someone you'll catch their next wedding is unacceptable, whatevers.
@dorsalstream: Your 20s: I will strive for goodness and peace in this troubled world. Your 40s: Every single chair is terrible.
@dreadnaught69: People who incessantly go on and on about replacing things that taste good with quinoa, please stop