@libbycwatson: i’m like a biiiird / i wanna shit on cars
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@Sickayduh: Hour 3: The group of hipsters has accepted me. However, the leader seems suspicious of the cinnamon roll man bun I taped on top of my head.
@salamingia: I feel bad for airport security workers. I'm going to make their job easier today by not wearing underwear.
@fred_dog: Do you know how many poisonous apples I'd have to give out before I was considered to be the fairest in the land?
@JoeP187: So when people say they religiously do something. Does that mean they do it really hypocritically and fairy tale like?