@MariyaAlexander: "I'm liking where this is going" I said, pointing to a potato chip making its way toward my face.
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@RandiLawson: Nice try horror movies, but everyone in my generation is already terrified to answer their phones
@JennyJohnsonHi5: This woman got so offended when I asked if I could pet her son, like I'm the one who put him on a leash.
@Phook75: Seriously considering robbing the ski mask store down the street but I'm having the hardest time deciding what to wear