@MariyaAlexander: "I'm liking where this is going" I said, pointing to a potato chip making its way toward my face.
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@BrainFumbles: How to get a woman: 1) find one who sells cars 2) take a test drive 3) just keep driving She's yours now, plus you have a new car.
@AndyShulk: When I see a flash mob in public I immediately join in to make it seem like they didn't practice enough.
@SergioValenCo: I hope I die doing something extreme like climbing Mt. Everest or telling a woman I don't like her new haircut.