@BuckyIsotope: I’m listening
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@WilliamAder: It's just a matter of time before they add the word "Syndrome" after my last name.
@Contwixt: I have always been suspicious of Wendy's hamburgers because they are square; much unlike the round hamburgers one finds in nature.
@RidiculousSheri: I'm not saying I've got a girl crush on you, I'm just saying lesbiadorable together.
@OtherDanOBrien: [police lineup] VICTIM: That's him! The dopey fat guy in the middle. COP: We haven't started yet. That's your own reflection in the glass.