@robdelaney: I'm literally typing this from atop a giraffe in Ghana. Her name is Coriander & we love each other.
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@KngHnryVIII: If God had wanted us to drink in moderation he wouldn't have put wine in barrels. #inspiration
@alienated: PSA for librarians: occasionally check how the World Book encyclopedia is arranged on your shelves
@daemonic3: Tried to make jokes on this plane about the other passengers' carryon bags, but they went over their heads