@motorace177: I'm looking for a girlfriend that likes me for my money, but is really bad at math...
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@Ms_Moneypenny_: Who says you can't make someone love you? I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.