@motorace177: I'm looking for a girlfriend that likes me for my money, but is really bad at math...
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@TheIronSherk: I can't believe how different life was before *googles* Al Gore invented the Internet
@Ivsy01: If he asks you to be his girlfriend say yes and then hide from him so he can never break up with you.
@NicestHippo: [job interview] You sure you know what it means to be a real estate developer? [i picture myself yelling at a building to try harder] Yes