@deeeebag: I'm lost at Costco but everyone here looks like my dad. Just gonna pick the one with the best groceries and start a new life I guess.
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@Just_BCS: Wine - you're gonna sleep good Beer - you're probably going to hit on your cousin. Whiskey - everyone will see your genitals.
@DanMentos: ok guys the gofundme I set up to hire a hitman to kill me is already at 3x its goal you can stop contributing
@TheBeerGuy73: A reality show, where you spy on your suspected cheating significant other, called Baewatch.
@ShrinkMedia: My wife is amazing in bed. She can fall asleep immediately no matter how loud the TV is on.