@slimmy_shady: Im making a fortune promoting home security systems.All I do is say "Hello".At 3 in the morning sitting at the end of their bed.
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@gentilecoont: Do you guys remember 10 years ago, when all the people with gluten allergies were dying in the streets like diseased cattle?
@JasonLastname: Once a marine, always a marine. Even if you're now working at Subway. You're a submarine.
@SatansTongue: *slips a 20* How about a private dance "Okay let's go" *heads to private room* "You ready?" Oh hell yeah *we both do the cha cha slide*
@Cpin42: It creeps me out when my dog watches my wife and I have sex. We hide the videotapes, but he always finds them.